Well, not toxic, exactly... maybe just a little bit rank. But in a nice way. With a garnish.

Friday, June 17, 2005

Birthday Sex

We found out today that Imp has been divorced since Tuesday.


Real mixture of feelings... for me - relief. Oh, and might I just mention also, I feel BLOODY BRILLIANT!
For her - really happy and a bit sad as well. She's spent a lot of the day in tears, not really knowing how to feel.

Weird day. We're a proper couple now, although there aren't many people who would acknowledge that.

But that's a whole other story. Let's save that one, eh?

On the subject of celebrations, Imp was wading into her 40's yesterday.
Which moves me on to the subject of Birthday Sex.

It's a funny old thing, innit?!

You meet someone you fancy the arse off and you're horny constantly. In fact, there's a very real danger of dehydration.

*I personally took to wearing a Camelbak hydration pack to work, cos I was becoming weak through desire... I don't think anyone noticed. Handy tip, there.

Blimey, if I even saw the same model car as her's I started hyperventilating, and if it was the same colour, I was practically prostrate.
So that was about every 40 seconds, then.

It took about 6 months to be able to complete a whole conversation with her, without getting distracted half way through by very VERY naughty thoughts.
Now I can last about half an hour.

So, Birthday Sex. Not a problem.

I have in the past been in the position when even Birthday Sex was a distant memory. Took about 4 years.

Just wondering how long it takes other couples before it becomes the only sex you have?
Little survey.

So here are my questions:
  1. If you only have BS, is it (in your opinion) the end of the relationship?
  2. Have you ever been there?
  3. How long did it take to get there?
  4. Would you be/are you happy to only have BS?

My answers:

  1. yes
  2. yes
  3. 4 years
  4. no

Over and out.


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