Well, not toxic, exactly... maybe just a little bit rank. But in a nice way. With a garnish.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

a court, a dog and a homphobic bully

Imp had a crap day today.

After being summoned to court to shake a fist at her ex-husband's solicitor and pay a cool fee for the privelege of being forced to do so, she was attacked by a Rottweiler.

This huge brute chomped his way in one swipe through her skirt, narrowly missing any arteries or important pieces of flesh, and then was hurried away by his stoned/pissed owners. Was there a whiff of responsibility or remorse? My arse!

Then on our way back from town in the evening we were hassled by a bloke who decided to have a go at us for being 'f***ing dickhead lesbians'. All we were doing was talking and minding our own business.
As well as not understanding the fundamental principles of genitalia, I suspect it was he that was the dickhead. Ugly bastard nob.

I'll go and wash my mouth out now.


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