Well, not toxic, exactly... maybe just a little bit rank. But in a nice way. With a garnish.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Boob Tube

How to make millions - part 2

You could plaster your breasts (or man-boobs, if you are male) with paint and create breast-prints.

I went to art college for 3 years and somehow gained a degree without learning about this lucrative art-from. I may have to sue my ex-tutors.
Take a look.. aren't they impressive? (the prints, I mean)

And don't give me that crap about your 3 year old being able to do that... your 3 year old hasn't got tits.

So these are the results of M.Briquette of California's years of training.

Funnily enough it seems that if there's a bandwagon rolling, people hurl themselves at it. Take a look at this bird from Oz and her work...

Di Peel is flogging them at about forty quid a time now.

I really am missing something, I could be making a fortune.

Says Di, on

"They're more like abstract flowers," says Di."But my latest piece, people say, looks like the earth from space. My son named it 'earthquake' because he thinks it looks like an earthquake."

Er... yeah.... right.


  • At January 08, 2006 11:44 am, Blogger Fuckkit said…

    Boobies. Heh heh heh :)

  • At January 08, 2006 12:04 pm, Blogger Sniffy said…

    Nice one. How about arses?

    In fact, how about a whole body print? That'd be impressive. A bit like the Turin Shroud, only in watercolour. You could even do it by pasting yourself with PVA, creating the transfer on the medium, then chucking glitter on it. Brilliant.

    Go on, I dare you to do it.

  • At January 08, 2006 2:01 pm, Blogger S.I.D. said…

    Is that her breast work?? Or has her other stuff gone tits up?

    Sorry had to be done.

  • At January 08, 2006 7:24 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    PVA is a it daring for me. Blimey, if I hesitated for er... eight hours or so too long I could be stuck for ever to a piece of spangley canvas.
    How would I explain it to my boss?

    s.i.d... you're sick man ;)

  • At January 08, 2006 8:25 pm, Blogger Sniffy said…

    It might be the best career move you ever made - TV appearances on Richard & Judy, followed by your own daytime TV slot: "adhesion, adhesion, adhesion". I can see it now.

  • At January 09, 2006 12:34 am, Blogger Mdx said…

    Funniest thing I’ve read in a while! How’s her kid supposed to explain this to his friends? My Mum’s knockers remind me of an earthquake? What the hell? I like Tina’s body print idea; I think you should to it. I would do a penis print but would require a pretty massive canvas.

  • At January 09, 2006 8:05 am, Blogger funny thing said…

    Yes of course, Maddox. I quite understand.
    I guess you would call the piece something like "Where's Willy".....

    Heh heheheheheheh!

  • At January 09, 2006 4:23 pm, Blogger Kyahgirl said…

    this is bad, so very bad.


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