Well, not toxic, exactly... maybe just a little bit rank. But in a nice way. With a garnish.

Friday, January 20, 2006

look at the pretty pictures

Got clobbered by 30-Something. Thanks a big bloody bundle.

I've got to say, I hate these things... they are SOOOOO boring to read. Come on, admit it... you never read all of it, do you?
I mean, who gives a flying picket where you went on your hols last year? I certainly don't.

So, never liking to do anything the easy way (but not wanting to appear impolite), I instead have compiled a load of pictures.
Some of you I know, can't read. Sniffy, you'll be able to work it out from the pics.

What? I SAID, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO W-.... ahh yeah. Someone tell her for me.

For the rest of you who can read; cast your eye, wrinkle up your nose and tell me where I've gone wrong...............

1. Four jobs you've had in your life:

2. Four movies you could watch over and over:

3. Four places you've lived:

4. Four TV shows you love to watch:

5. Four places you've been on holiday:

6. Four websites you visit (almost) daily:

7. Four of your favorite foods:

8. Four places you'd rather be:

9. Four albums you can't live without:

10. Four to pass this meme along to:

I wouldn't want to inflict this upon anyone else.
If you like this kind of thing, have a shot. Preferably without telling me about it so that I don't have to pretend to be interested.

*grumble, mutter*


  • At January 20, 2006 3:47 pm, Blogger Fuckkit said…

    Four things that are evil and must be stopped:

    1. Websense
    2. Customers
    3. The Magic Roundabout in Swindon
    4. Memes

  • At January 20, 2006 5:32 pm, Blogger Kyahgirl said…

    you found the perfect way to show your annoyance! by picking images to answer the meme, you have thoroughly tortured poor snoopy bastards on dial-up (like myself) who are accessing your blog today on dial (home-yay) instead of on high speed (work-boo).
    You are not boring. Anal, yes. Boring-no.

  • At January 20, 2006 6:37 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    Is dial-up still legal across the water?
    In Wales it is punishable by firing squad.

  • At January 20, 2006 7:04 pm, Blogger Sniffy said…

    Yay! to Spaced - just watched both series on DVD again this week.

    Eeeuuurgggh to egg mayo. Tis fuckin' gross.

  • At January 20, 2006 7:04 pm, Blogger Sniffy said…

    Oh, and thank you for taking my learning disability into consideration.

    Cheeky fucker.

  • At January 20, 2006 7:05 pm, Blogger Sniffy said…

    Oh, I'm older than you and I'd beat you in a fight. Well, I wouldn't, but it be a laugh trying.

  • At January 20, 2006 7:47 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    Feel free to accept the meme T, but your answers will naturally be inferior to mine.

    Egg mayo is Top.

    I can't fight you, because I haven't got a handbag.

  • At January 20, 2006 7:49 pm, Blogger S.I.D. said…

    Yay to The Wall.

  • At January 20, 2006 7:51 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    Yay indeed. I especially like to croak along to 'little black book' and then snarl to 'the trial'.

    Good call, s.i.d.

  • At January 20, 2006 7:54 pm, Blogger Sniffy said…

    I'v already done it, ages ago.

  • At January 20, 2006 7:56 pm, Blogger Sniffy said…

    Currently watching Tittybangbang on the internet - you seen any of it?

  • At January 20, 2006 8:01 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    No but I've seen the ads, which are hilarious. I love the stubby blond one hip-hopping to pussy cat doll's 'dontcha'.
    How dya watch it on'tinternet?

    Pleeeeez tell me.

  • At January 20, 2006 8:03 pm, Blogger Sniffy said…

    Go to the thingy site and click on TV, then on BBC three and tittybangbang and there are three episodes to stream through real player. The darts team is killing me. "I'm on the same combination of medication as Kerry Katona, you know when she had all that trouble with Brian McFadden".

  • At January 20, 2006 8:05 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    just found it on bbc3 website.

    Sorry I missed your meme. It must have been so mind-numbingly tedious that I blocked it out. I'll have filed it away in my brain with 'Tory Conferences' and 'paint drying'.

  • At January 20, 2006 8:05 pm, Blogger Sniffy said…

    Oh, and not forgetting: "She's gorra knife!!"

  • At January 20, 2006 8:06 pm, Blogger Sniffy said…

    And it's got the paper boy from Daisy's party in Spaced in it - he's all grown up now.

  • At January 20, 2006 8:18 pm, Blogger Sniffy said…

    Arsing bastard.

  • At January 20, 2006 9:29 pm, Blogger 30-Something said…

    You may mock the meme but you still did it. And with lots of effort and imagination too. Soo poopoo the meme no more. Well, you can if you like, obviously...

  • At January 20, 2006 10:29 pm, Blogger garfer said…

    Dry stone walling eh?

    That's even butcher than a power tool fetish.

    You are a multi talented individual.Could you lay me a patio?

  • At January 21, 2006 12:20 am, Blogger funny thing said…

    Of course. That was my last job - landscape construction.

    Things I can't do: knitting, small animal surgery, fire-eating, filing, bomb disposal, making little icing flowers for cakes, deep sea diving.

    Don't ask me to do any of those.
    BTW. I got sacked from waitressing.

  • At January 21, 2006 12:49 am, Blogger Sniffy said…

    Is it can't do, or haven't attempted?

  • At January 21, 2006 6:36 am, Blogger Mdx said…

    Stupid BBC it doesn't work outside the UK. I suppose the colonies don't count anymore.

    Nice pictures there but I didn't quite understand the squiggly things under them (except for ER and cheese).

  • At January 21, 2006 10:35 am, Blogger funny thing said…

    It's called 'writing', maddox.
    You and sniffy should get together, you have a lot in common.


  • At January 21, 2006 10:41 am, Blogger Sniffy said…

    I didn't know then when I sent teh link to somebody in Canada and ended up closing my Firefox browser by accident, with the result that I lost a blog post that I'd been working on for fucking hours.


    Did you get to see any of it FT?

  • At January 21, 2006 10:42 am, Blogger Sniffy said…

    I can't believe you're so cheeky to me, you whippersnapper! You certainly deserve to feel the sharp end of my tongue.

    Just you wait, I'll get you back.

  • At January 21, 2006 11:00 am, Blogger funny thing said…

    Didn't see a thing.

    I'm shaking in my mules.

  • At January 21, 2006 11:09 am, Blogger Sniffy said…


  • At January 21, 2006 11:38 am, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Dry stone walling in Scotland is called Dry stane Dyking, which is a job title I would love to have.

  • At January 21, 2006 11:45 am, Blogger funny thing said…


    Anything to do with dykes is fine by me. (apart from Greg).

  • At January 21, 2006 11:46 am, Blogger funny thing said…

    Hello fuzzy, btw.

  • At January 21, 2006 6:05 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    30-something.. you take my hollow mocking like a man. May joy and good fortune be heaped upon you.

    The truth is, I don't like memes 'cos I'm too lazy to read them... I want pictures and nice ladies who will stick me on their knee and read to me.

    Failing that I'll settle for a biscuit and some orange squash.

    (but I's prefer the lady option...)


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