toxicsoup

Well, not toxic, exactly... maybe just a little bit rank. But in a nice way. With a garnish.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Pie. Sky.

I hope you don't think I'm being extravagant, but I thought I might buy an island (maybe Robertson Island in the Antarctic), build myself a luxury house, a jungle paradise around the back and perhaps a mini-mountain or two.


Don't worry that I'll get a bit chilly.. this is all off the coast in Dubai and my nearest neighbours will be a boat-ride away. I hope they're not too posh.

Actually, you can live anywhere in the world, but still be browner than a chestnut.

I'm checking down the back of my sofa in a mo to see if I've maybe dropped a few hundred million.. I'll check Imp's sofas when I get round there later...

Click and dream

13 Comments:

  • At January 11, 2006 3:28 pm, Blogger Kyahgirl said…

    Winter highs of -65C.
    Summer highs of -35C.

    Antartica here we come!!

     
  • At January 11, 2006 3:33 pm, Blogger Sniffy said…

    Almost tropical! I think you'd need to have a very long and stern talk with Imp if it transpires she's been hiding multi-million pound fortunes down the back of the sofa.

     
  • At January 11, 2006 6:17 pm, Blogger Wyndham said…

    I've looked down the back of my sofa and found three bits of old toast, a couple of cashews, a Star Wars figure (Yoda), a pair of underpants and an exploded ballpoint pen (blue). Not sure they're what you're after but you're welcome to them. Just send me an address.

     
  • At January 11, 2006 7:09 pm, Blogger S.I.D. said…

    You mean...you HAVEN'T got one yet??

    I bought mine months ago,Ireland in fact.

    Great,it rains every day.

     
  • At January 11, 2006 7:54 pm, Blogger Fuckkit said…

    If I bought an island I'd declare it as a small independant country with my own flag and currency then I'd develop nuclear weapons and conquer the world.

    Mwahahahahaha!

    Evil Genius is definately my vocation.

     
  • At January 11, 2006 8:02 pm, Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said…

    Ohwuh. Now I want my own island. If you have any millions spare from your sofa rummage can I have it? Please?

     
  • At January 11, 2006 9:19 pm, Blogger Sniffy said…

    I've got my own island, it's just that I'm having a bit of difficulty in shifting the 60million or so natives. Bastards.

     
  • At January 11, 2006 10:38 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    I've checked the sofas and all I've found is some dog hair and a squashed wine gum. Think they'll go for it?

    Wyndy, I might have to take you up on your offer. I would be especially interested in the underpants...

     
  • At January 11, 2006 11:44 pm, Blogger garfer said…

    There's an island up here in Scotland that was sprayed with anthrax during WW2.

    It's worth a thought if you find a 5 pence piece embedded in a mouldy kebab.

     
  • At January 12, 2006 9:55 am, Blogger Wyndham said…

    Actually, I don't need to post the underpants. I've equipped them with a packed lunch and they're hitching to Cardiff now.

     
  • At January 12, 2006 7:24 pm, Blogger just sayin' said…

    and I thought owning my own star was enough.

     
  • At January 12, 2006 7:39 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    Owning your owm star??
    Like those land things where you can buy a bit of the moon.. but you did it with another sun.. in another galaxy?

    Very impressive :)

     
  • At January 14, 2006 1:00 am, Blogger Mdx said…

    Please give my regards to His Highness Shake Mo' hammered Been Rash Eat All Marked Tomb. Thank you.

     

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