Well, not toxic, exactly... maybe just a little bit rank. But in a nice way. With a garnish.

Monday, March 20, 2006

just say no

I get the job!

I am stunned. They are in for a special treat, as I will be able to offer them advice about their interior decoration as well offer to nip to the shop for milk on my unicycle. It's a well-known fact that unicycling is a highly desirable skill - it's good job I put it on the application form.

I must practice my talking-to-teenagers voice, as that is what I will be doing from now on. I am supposed to tell them not to take drugs, which is a good idea as smoking pot would make them unresponsive and rebellious. I expect that they will be grateful that I have arrived to tell them and rush home immediately to do their violin practice (which they narrowly were in danger of giving up in favour of spliff-smoking).

I will be the most popular person in South Wales.


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