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Wednesday, March 01, 2006

still tall

I stood up and found that I am indeed very tall. You may mock.

Here I am standing next to a HORSE.
What more proof could you need?

18 Comments:

  • At March 01, 2006 11:57 pm, Blogger garfer said…

    What you need is some growth hormone.

    And a false moustache.

     
  • At March 02, 2006 12:05 am, Blogger Tickersoid said…

    How is a moustache going to make Ft loose her midget status? Unless she puts the growth hormone in it.

     
  • At March 02, 2006 12:10 am, Blogger Tickersoid said…

    Hey, hang on a minuit, you can't fool us. That's not a full grown horse. It's a pantomime horse manned by a couple of pixies.

     
  • At March 02, 2006 4:59 am, Blogger pissoff said…

    Try heels and a big hat... you'll look great at work.

     
  • At March 02, 2006 5:56 am, Anonymous Stu Savory said…

    Trying to make a foal of us, are you?

     
  • At March 02, 2006 8:34 am, Blogger Sniffy said…

    Yeah, but that's just a cartoon overlayed onto a photo of a foal, isn't it? It's not real or anything.

    How about seeing a photo of you next to something that we all know the height of - like a size chart or a burning holiday cottage.

    You can have your back turned to the camera if you like... just get it done.

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  • At March 02, 2006 9:40 am, Blogger Random Reflections said…

    That picture was very funny and brightened up my morning.

     
  • At March 02, 2006 2:35 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    Thank you, random reflections.
    How nice not to receive a whole load of abuse for once.

    You can be my Special Friend; bugger the rest of them.

    Gits.

     
  • At March 02, 2006 2:37 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    Anyway, how can you accuse me of looking like a cartoon?!

    I'm very hurt and offended. And so's the HUGE horse.

     
  • At March 02, 2006 3:02 pm, Blogger Sniffy said…

    Isn't it annoying when you only think of a witty comeback after you've already commented?

    Do you look like Nerys Hughes in The District Nurse?

     
  • At March 02, 2006 4:05 pm, Blogger Fuckkit said…

    Tall you may be but your head's freakishly out of proportion to the rest of you. Is that a Welsh thing?

     
  • At March 02, 2006 4:18 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    I look a bit like Alex Parks (it has been said) with Gavin Henson hair (before he cut it all off).

    But obviously I'm really, really tall. Much taller than most Welsh people.

    I found out this afternoon that I need special permission if I intend standing up under a flight-path.
    And a light on my head.

     
  • At March 02, 2006 4:41 pm, Anonymous kyahgirl said…

    You may have your vertical challenges funny thing but you tell a rolicking great poop story and you have a whole load of funny, if somewhat abusive, friends. What more could you want?

    It seems that dwarfs are hard to please.
    (hey, is it dwarfs or dwarves? Figured you might know)

     
  • At March 02, 2006 5:03 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    Why should I know?

    I'm not saying.

     
  • At March 02, 2006 6:06 pm, Blogger Sniffy said…

    Hi-Ho, hi-ho....

    I bet you sing that on your way to work EVERY morning.

    You look a bit like Alex Parks? Does that mean you look really miserable all the time as well as wearing a District Nurse's outfit and carrying a pick axe?

     
  • At March 02, 2006 7:32 pm, Blogger S.I.D. said…

    Whats dwarf in Welsh?

     
  • At March 02, 2006 7:33 pm, Blogger S.I.D. said…

    Llanteeneyweeneyallft?

     
  • At March 10, 2006 5:45 pm, Blogger ickle_bro said…

    My LITTLE sister (funny thing) is approximetly 3cm tall. It's true, I measured her against a broken 6 inch ruler few days ago! I on the otherhand could only be measured against the great north wales mountins.

     

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