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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Fun Day

I am at a Police Fun Day!

I think it is an oxymoron, but this is my own private opinion and I am not prepared to announce it out loud.

There are a lot of people in this part of Cardiff but for some reason I don’t think they want to be at the Police Fun Day, judging by the fact that they all aren’t here. It might have something to do with all the police, in their high-vis trendy police polo shirts, being jolly and having Fun.

Someone should tell the police that a No-Police Fun Day would be much better attended.

I sigh and tell a 5-year old for the fifteenth time that I am a drugs worker and “No,” I won’t hold his ice cream for him while he goes to play football and “No,” I don’t sell crack.

13 Comments:

  • At July 13, 2006 1:24 am, Blogger Tickersoid said…

    A sex worker sells sex.
    How come you don't sell drugs?

     
  • At July 13, 2006 7:46 am, Blogger Vicus Scurra said…

    A 5-year old?
    Goes off muttering about policemen looking younger all the time.

     
  • At July 13, 2006 11:57 am, Blogger Qenny said…

    'snot far. Tickers is confusing me. Aren't selling crack and selling sex the same thing?

    Cute copper in you photo, though.

     
  • At July 13, 2006 12:00 pm, Blogger MJ said…

    How about "HAVE fun with the police day?" Put them on the spot. Ask the cop if he's the guy from the Village People. Then run away.

     
  • At July 13, 2006 12:35 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    Crack cocaine is supposed to be better than sex.

    Nothing is a good as cheese and marmite sandwiches tho.

     
  • At July 14, 2006 12:52 pm, Blogger ziggi said…

    Marmite???!!!
    surely you must be joking, sex with Prescot would almost be preferable than anything with marmite in - and you'd have to be dead to consider Prescot.

     
  • At July 14, 2006 2:59 pm, Blogger Steffy B said…

    This isn't relevant to your post or anything but.....Can you drop me an email some time (it's Steph who you met at the Conference a couple of Novembers ago) I'd like to ask you an IMPORTANT QUESTION if you don't mind!! (steffyb2003@hotmail.com)

     
  • At July 14, 2006 3:53 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    Marmite makes my life better.

     
  • At July 14, 2006 9:03 pm, Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said…

    Nothing to do with the post but: I want to know what Steffy's IMPORTANT QUESTION is. Unless it's rude.

    Anyway on to those cute coppers that Qenny mentioned...

     
  • At July 15, 2006 10:06 am, Blogger Steffy B said…

    Sorry, it's rude....

     
  • At July 15, 2006 1:00 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    Steffi - I've emailed you.

    Hello and welcome, vicus scurra, qenny and ziggi, btw.

    The rest of you: See how popular I am?
    You, too, could become as popular as me, if you send me a deposit of £40GBP in an unmarked envelope as a deposit. In return I will mention your names at important parties and conferences and soon you will have whiter whites, sunny personalities and your hair will always look shiny and will have locked-in nutrients.

     
  • At July 17, 2006 11:01 pm, Blogger ickle_bro said…

    I'll tell you £40 worth of jokes instead

    Deal?

     
  • At July 17, 2006 11:02 pm, Blogger ickle_bro said…

    I'll tell you £40 worth of jokes instead

    Deal?

     

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