toxicsoup

Well, not toxic, exactly... maybe just a little bit rank. But in a nice way. With a garnish.

Monday, October 08, 2007

closed

Imp doesn't love me anymore.

I can't write this any longer.
Thanks for reading.

FT

48 Comments:

  • At October 08, 2007 6:14 pm, Blogger Haru said…

    This comment has been removed by the author.

     
  • At October 08, 2007 10:36 pm, Blogger Random Reflections said…

    I have nothing wise to say but I am sorry that things have taken this turn for you. I hope you find a way to function again and that somehow things work out for you.

    Take care of yourself.

     
  • At October 08, 2007 10:58 pm, Blogger JonnyB said…

    My comment just got lost. The gist of it was - I'm sorry, and I enjoyed reading very much. Good luck and best wishes and hope things work out.

     
  • At October 08, 2007 11:47 pm, Blogger Maureen said…

    Aw, so sad to hear. Hope things improve for you. I'll miss reading your wonderful stories.

    Take care,

     
  • At October 09, 2007 10:34 am, Blogger The Gripes of Wrath said…

    Holding on to who you are and what you know - even down to what you do - must seem impossible right now.

    The utter lostness must be overwhelming. It is as useless as dust to you to know that people are thinking of you and hoping you will be ok. But they are. x

     
  • At October 09, 2007 11:59 am, Blogger Em said…

    I've loved reading what you have to say. I look forward to when you feel able to write again.

     
  • At October 09, 2007 6:49 pm, Blogger Haru said…

    This comment has been removed by the author.

     
  • At October 10, 2007 3:01 pm, Blogger garfer said…

    Tell us it isn't true FT.

     
  • At October 10, 2007 9:33 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I just wanted to say, I'm so sorry to hear your news, and sorry too that you're stopping the blog. I've really enjoyed reading, and I hope you find the strength and inspiration to get through what must be a very hard time.

    Every best wish,
    Emma

     
  • At October 11, 2007 1:09 pm, Blogger Sweet Irene said…

    It's very sad news and I can't quite believe it. Maybe your broken heart will mend a little bit and you will tell us more? Please take care of yourself and be good. I will think about you a lot. Take care.

     
  • At October 11, 2007 10:38 pm, Blogger I'm just sayin' said…

    This is awful. Please be tender with yourself, heal soon, write again.

     
  • At October 12, 2007 2:20 pm, Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said…

    I'm so sorry, FT.

    You really have been a very Funny Thing, and I hope you can be again.

     
  • At October 16, 2007 7:41 pm, Blogger ziggi said…

    oh no, poor poor you, I've so enjoyed your writing, I hope you'll get things sorted and be back to being FT.

    xx

     
  • At October 19, 2007 8:56 am, Blogger Tickersoid said…

    What's the matter with you?

    This isn't anything like as funny as your other posts.

    Pull yourself together.

    Seriously, that sucks. What more can we say.

     
  • At October 20, 2007 2:04 pm, Blogger S.I.D. said…

    Yn methu 'ch 'n ddigrif beth!
    D bacia 'n ebrwydd.

     
  • At October 23, 2007 9:41 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I'm so sorry. I haven't commented before, but I've really enjoyed listening to your life. I do hope things get better for you.
    Cye

     
  • At October 24, 2007 10:09 pm, Blogger bedshaped said…

    Sending you good vibes and best wishes to get through this painful time.

    I'll miss reading you.
    Take care x

     
  • At October 25, 2007 10:51 am, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I stumbled across your blog quite by accident and ended up reading every single entry – you are an amazing woman, you have a terrific sense of humour, I have laughed out loud at some of your entries, quite literally rolled on the floor with tears streaming down my face…. I can imagine how sad you are feeling at the moment so I just wanted to send you a very big hug! By the way, I have never commented on a blog before but something just made me want to reach out to you. All the best, Emma (Spain) xx

     
  • At October 25, 2007 7:25 pm, Blogger surly girl said…

    what they said.

    chin up, ft. thinking of you x

     
  • At November 03, 2007 9:08 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    Thanks everyone.

     
  • At November 19, 2007 11:12 am, Blogger tea and cake said…

    Just catching up with everyone and found you 'closed.'
    So, so sorry to hear/read. Do writer again at some point.
    lotsaluv, Karen xx

     
  • At November 21, 2007 11:34 am, Blogger Em said…

    I keep checking in. . . just to see if you've found something you want to tell us about. Most days, actually. Imagining hanging, nonchalantly, around drug-outreach centres in the vague hope of being noticed . . . . Of course, Cardiff is a long long way from my corner of the universe, so it is a scene that dwells entirely in my overactive imagination.

    Wish I could buy you a drink - maybe five, hear you tell your story, commiserate. Most of all I want to know that you are great enough to move on from fickleminded others. I reckon you're allowed to be less funny, (serious thing?) you can be self indulgent or even try out being a princess for while (they tell me it is entertaining it its own way, but it looks like such hard work!). Just keep on. You're awesome!

     
  • At November 23, 2007 4:18 pm, Blogger Lady Muck said…

    Oh I'm so sorry FT. I hope things are beginning to look better.

    xx

     
  • At November 28, 2007 10:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hang on in there. It hurts now and always will, but it will fade in time.

     
  • At December 30, 2007 6:45 pm, Blogger ziggi said…

    Hope Xmas was bearable and you have a better 2008

     
  • At January 01, 2008 10:01 am, Blogger Em said…

    Hiya.
    Hope your New Year was a good one.
    Hope this new year is even better.

    Em

     
  • At January 17, 2008 7:22 am, Anonymous GenesisCEO said…

    hi~i'm new here, your site are great, i like your site and i will come back soon to see what new

     
  • At January 26, 2008 12:07 am, Blogger Kyahgirl said…

    noooooo!!!
    oh this truly sucks.

    best wishes FT.

     
  • At February 08, 2008 6:06 pm, Blogger jmk said…

    NOOOOOooooooooooooo!

    So sorry I hadn't "checked-in" sooner. Even sorrier about how things have turned out. I hope you're in a better "place" now and that your, shall we say, unique take on life is seeing you through the tough times.

    I've enjoyed your blog SO much in the past and I very selfishly hope you will eventually come back again.

    Best wishes and cyber-hugz!

     
  • At March 20, 2008 10:40 am, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Noooooooooooooooooooooo
    !

     
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  • At August 27, 2008 11:47 am, Blogger Tickersoid said…

    I say, Câmera Digital, is that entirely appropriate?

     
  • At September 22, 2008 10:51 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    Well thanks, Tickers!
    You're right. A girl can't even retire into melodramatic obscurity without being hounded by bloody spammers.
    Tssk.

     
  • At October 22, 2008 6:08 pm, Blogger The Gripes of Wrath said…

    Just wondering how you are doing... (Your corner of the blogosphere's silence has been very much noticed)

    G

     
  • At January 11, 2009 12:54 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    I'm doing fine, thanks.
    Still lurking.

     
  • At March 10, 2009 9:49 am, Blogger Smadraji said…

    nice posting
    Gay

     
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  • At March 06, 2012 10:59 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    any sign of imp returning?

     
  • At May 27, 2012 1:01 pm, Blogger jmk said…

    Still missing you. :)

     
  • At October 02, 2012 8:03 pm, Blogger funny thing said…

    Heeeeiiya.
    No, imp went off with someone else.

    I however am fine. Life has inevitably moved on.

    I'm with someone else (who is wonderful), I'm still a drugs worker, have taken up mountain-biking, and am considering picking up my pen and starting toxicsoup#2.
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